Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing
but the truth, so help you God?
Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do.
Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
but the truth, so help you God?
Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do.
Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- I can't wait to be arrested and go all the way to the witness stand.
"Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing... - Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between
telling the truth and telling a lie,
don't you son? Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well,... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house... - Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years,
you've had three children together, it's time... - Quote #514
Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
(This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't...
