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• Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
  Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm......
• Love thy neighbour as thyself. -- New Testament -- Matthew xix, 19
• Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
  [pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the Rev is playing with a train set] Mrs....
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned. Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev.
  Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables....
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....