Ned: I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19.
Rev.L: Huh?
Ned: Love thy neighbor.
Rev.L: Oh, Matthew <nineteen> nineteen, yeah, right, right.
-- "Dead Putting Society"
Rev.L: Huh?
Ned: Love thy neighbor.
Rev.L: Oh, Matthew <nineteen> nineteen, yeah, right, right.
-- "Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is
having some sort of crisis.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm... ... - Love thy neighbour as thyself.
-- New Testament
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Matthew xix,... - Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
[pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the... - Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today,
I kinda feel like Job. Lovejoy: Well, aren't... - Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more... - Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned.
Ned: Sorry to bother you,
Rev. Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My... - Homer: All right, knock it off!
Ned: Knock what off,
Simpson? Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since... - Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
"A foolish man who who built his house on sand." Homer...
