See Maggie, those silver-and-blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys. They're
Daddy's favorite team. And he wants them to lose by less than five and
a half points. Understand?
-- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Daddy's favorite team. And he wants them to lose by less than five and
a half points. Understand?
-- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
- Homer: Well, Lisa, it's daddy-daughter day, and Daddy needs daughter's
picks.
Lisa: Dad, I'm making the Chiefs my five-star silver... - Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table... - on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail
cell threateningly]
Announcer:
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime... - Grampa: Homer was never stubborn. He always folded instantly over
anything.
It was as if he had no will of his own. Isn't that... - Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Bart: Mister... - Kent: And how long have you been on the streets?
Bart:
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family... - You know, Marge? We're great parents!
-- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof,
"Bart vs.... - Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it. Bart:... - Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
[Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. I just...
