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  Lisa: Dad, I'm making the Chiefs my five-star silver bullet special....
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly] Announce
  Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime....
• Grampa: Homer was never stubborn. He always folded instantly over anything.
  It was as if he had no will of his own. Isn't that true, Homer?...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
  [Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....