Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to
cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is
Springfield Elementary? [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot:
your class isn't going!
Lisa: You're right, Bart: school is for losers.
[fade to Lisa's future mansion]
[Her wall covered with awards]
[typing] "And that's how I cured all disease, ended war, and
reunited the entire cast of TV's `Facts of Life', including long-
time holdout, Tootie."
Bart: [polishing Lisa's awards] [groans] Sounds like another Pulitzer
for me to polish.
Lisa: Hush, field-trip boy!
[Lisa kicks Bart]
Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize: how ironic.
[back to reality]
Bart: Yo, Lis: Lis! Come back, Lis! Come back!
Lisa: [dreamy] Why? I'm so much happier here.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is
Springfield Elementary? [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot:
your class isn't going!
Lisa: You're right, Bart: school is for losers.
[fade to Lisa's future mansion]
[Her wall covered with awards]
[typing] "And that's how I cured all disease, ended war, and
reunited the entire cast of TV's `Facts of Life', including long-
time holdout, Tootie."
Bart: [polishing Lisa's awards] [groans] Sounds like another Pulitzer
for me to polish.
Lisa: Hush, field-trip boy!
[Lisa kicks Bart]
Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize: how ironic.
[back to reality]
Bart: Yo, Lis: Lis! Come back, Lis! Come back!
Lisa: [dreamy] Why? I'm so much happier here.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock...
