Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory
could be such a thrill! The screams! The humiliation! The fact that
it wasn't me!
-- Martin joins Bart and friends, "Bart Gets an F"
could be such a thrill! The screams! The humiliation! The fact that
it wasn't me!
-- Martin joins Bart and friends, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's... - Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a... - Martin: My goodness! Quite exciting!
Girl: Extremely sensual.
Boy: The subtle greytones recall the work of Helmut... - Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered... - Homer: We're proud of you, boy!
Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart... - No study area is complete without adequate plant life.
Martin, "Bart Gets an... - Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a <real> book!
Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a ... - Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver
effectively?
Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his... - Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a
stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh...
From the same category:
- Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Burns: What happened?
[snow rumbles]
Homer:
I think when we yelled we caused another avalanche... - Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight!
Patty: You've come to the right place.
Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang. --... - Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the...
