[card #56 reads: "And the long-term benefits more than offset the
one-time costs, for a net savings of $526,000."
Homer: And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs,
for a net savings of... fuh, five thousand, two eh hundred and...
lots of money...
-- Homer's failed speech, "Simpson and Delilah"
one-time costs, for a net savings of $526,000."
Homer: And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs,
for a net savings of... fuh, five thousand, two eh hundred and...
lots of money...
-- Homer's failed speech, "Simpson and Delilah"
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