Monroe: Everyone comfy? Hmmph, good. Now don't touch any of those
buttons in front of you for a very important reason. I.e., You
are wired in to the rest of your family. You have the ability
to shock them, and they have the ability to shock---(*buzzzzzz*
Homer: Waaaaaaugh!
Bart: Just testing.
-- At Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy,
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
buttons in front of you for a very important reason. I.e., You
are wired in to the rest of your family. You have the ability
to shock them, and they have the ability to shock---(*buzzzzzz*
Homer: Waaaaaaugh!
Bart: Just testing.
-- At Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy,
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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you emotionally,
you will hurt them physically, and gradually ... - Whoa! Okay, so you want to kill each other. That's good,
that's healthy. There's nothing necessarily wrong... - Homer: Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber.
What's the point? Bart: They work much better without... - TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's
Family Therapy Center".
[Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you... - Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help,
professional help. So I've made us an appointment... - Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from
TV.
Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace... - Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, and of all the commercials
I saw,
his was the best. -- Homer suggests the family see... - Hiya. You have reached Doctor Marvin Monroe's anxiety line.
If you have a sullen teenager, press `1'.. NOW! If... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
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