Homer: All Right, Time For A Family Meeting. [shuts Off The TV] Lisa
Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV]
Lisa: Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV?
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
-- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....