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• Marge: Homer, we're a Mary Bailey family. Homer: Mary Bailey isn't going to fire me if I don't vote for her.
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Mary Bailey: My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state are gullible fools.
  I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence and good judgement....
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
  Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time....
• Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
  -- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...