Flanders: Help, what do I do?
Lisa: Play dead!
Homer: No! Run around in circles!
Bart: No, act like a lion!
Marge: Swipe at the dominant male! Come on, Ned, knock that monkey
down!
-- Sure could use the Listen Lady at a time like this,
"In Marge We Trust"
Lisa: Play dead!
Homer: No! Run around in circles!
Bart: No, act like a lion!
Marge: Swipe at the dominant male! Come on, Ned, knock that monkey
down!
-- Sure could use the Listen Lady at a time like this,
"In Marge We Trust"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come
over and give the new pool table a whirl.
Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully.
Marge:
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine,
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party... - Salesman: Over here we have the Hick Tub, the, er, Insta-Rust,
that's the Lightning Magnet, that's the Tinkler...
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- Homer: Come on! We've been here for fifteen minutes!
Can't you see they're sucking the life out of... - Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the... - Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed.
Homer:
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and
putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon...
