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• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
  . Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
  He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...