Attention, HO-scale Passengers. The Dining Car Is Closed.
"Attention, HO-scale passengers. The dining car is closed. Root beer
is still available, but the cost is now six-fifty. If the passengers
will look to their right, you will see a sad man. That is all."
-- Reverend Lovejoy, "In Marge We Trust"
Say your prayers, you heathen baboon!" -- Reverend Lovejoy, "In Marge We Tru
Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $
5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside....
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. -- Marshall McLuha
Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....