Attention, HO-scale Passengers. The Dining Car Is Closed.

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"Attention, HO-scale passengers. The dining car is closed. Root beer
is still available, but the cost is now six-fifty. If the passengers
will look to their right, you will see a sad man. That is all."
-- Reverend Lovejoy, "In Marge We Trust"