Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market
crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I
was born.
Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I
was born.
Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Related:
- Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns:
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy,
deplorable... Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless...
From the same category:
- Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
Wiggum: Did you flash your lights? Eddie: Yes. Wiggum... - Mr. Burns hold a model airplane]
Burns: Smithers,
I've designed a new plane. I call it the "Spruce ... - bell rings]
Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
[runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel: Well... - Marge: The first step to liberation is to free ourselves from
these male-imposed shackles!
[lights a bra] [foom] Friend: I didn't think it would... - Well, if there's one consolation, it's that you will feel no pain at all
until some time tomorrow evening,
when your heart suddenly explodes. -- Dr. Hibbert...
