Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market
crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I
was born.
Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I
was born.
Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Related:
- Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men
I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes
What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy
deplorable... Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless...
