Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you?
Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles.
Bart: Sprinkles?!
Mr. Mitchell: Yeah, he's my best buddy, eh. 'specially since my parrot
decided to stop talking.
[the parrot in question is now a dead skeleton in a cage]
Polly? Polly, wanna say hi to my guest? Eh? Fine, be
that way.
-- Bart's dog's new owner turns out to be blind,
"The Canine Mutiny"
Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles.
Bart: Sprinkles?!
Mr. Mitchell: Yeah, he's my best buddy, eh. 'specially since my parrot
decided to stop talking.
[the parrot in question is now a dead skeleton in a cage]
Polly? Polly, wanna say hi to my guest? Eh? Fine, be
that way.
-- Bart's dog's new owner turns out to be blind,
"The Canine Mutiny"
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