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• Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
  Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
• Bob: Who left the lights on. Who's in here? Cletus?
  Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? [behind the watercooler, he sees Bart's distinctive hairline] Ba...
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
  He's becoming isolated and weird... [in Bart's room, Bart plays Stratego and holds one red piece and one blue piece, and does the voices for each] Blue piece...
• Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
  Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
  Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
  There's only one place where it could possibly be....