Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp.
Apu: That's $1.85.
Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please.
Apu: $4.20.
Martin: How much is your penny candy?
Apu: [cheerful] Surprisingly expensive!
-- Apu the cheerful convenience store employee,
"Homer and Apu"
Apu: That's $1.85.
Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please.
Apu: $4.20.
Martin: How much is your penny candy?
Apu: [cheerful] Surprisingly expensive!
-- Apu the cheerful convenience store employee,
"Homer and Apu"
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Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
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there goes the best damned employee a convenience store... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
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Homer:
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