June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got
something to say. Do you?
Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do! [normal voice] Hello there,
Itchy. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish
I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I
can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if
everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog
that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until
we grow old together.
-- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
something to say. Do you?
Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do! [normal voice] Hello there,
Itchy. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish
I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I
can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if
everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog
that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until
we grow old together.
-- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
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