[Silverman draws a standard dog]
Myers: No, no, no! He was supposed to have _attitude_.
Silverman: Um... wh-what do you mean, exactly?
Myers: Oh, you know, attitude, _attitude_! Uh... sunglasses!
Lady: Could we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context?
Krusty: Forget context, he's gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice
shmear of surfer.
Lady: I feel we should Rasta-fy him by... 10 percent or so.
[the resulting dog is rather... proactive]
[all stare at it w/o any expression]
Myers: Hmm... I think he needs a _little_ more attitude.
[Silverman blackens in Poochie's sunglasses]
All Three: [variously] Oh, yeah, bingo. Yeah, that's it! There it is,
right there! I love it!
-- Another cartoon character created in less than 15
minutes, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Myers: No, no, no! He was supposed to have _attitude_.
Silverman: Um... wh-what do you mean, exactly?
Myers: Oh, you know, attitude, _attitude_! Uh... sunglasses!
Lady: Could we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context?
Krusty: Forget context, he's gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice
shmear of surfer.
Lady: I feel we should Rasta-fy him by... 10 percent or so.
[the resulting dog is rather... proactive]
[all stare at it w/o any expression]
Myers: Hmm... I think he needs a _little_ more attitude.
[Silverman blackens in Poochie's sunglasses]
All Three: [variously] Oh, yeah, bingo. Yeah, that's it! There it is,
right there! I love it!
-- Another cartoon character created in less than 15
minutes, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
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