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• Homer: Is this cartoon going on the air live? June
  No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists....
• Homer: Is this episode going on the air live? June Bellamy
  No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
  Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy!
  [reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings....
• Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl? Bart: I'm not a girl!
  Are you blind? Jasper: Yes. -- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  -- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
  -- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...