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• Homer: Is this cartoon going on the air live? June
  No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists....
• Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
  Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
• Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
  Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh....
• Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
  I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
• Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project.
  And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn....
• She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore.
  -- Homer's voice check, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
  Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...