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• Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work.
  Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Bart: Tough break, Dad. I guess people just weren't ready for Poochie.
  Maybe in a few years. Roy: Good news, everybody....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
  Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
• Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
  Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....