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  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work.
  Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie...
• Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky dog
  I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive....
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
  Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...
• Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
  Myers: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog....
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....