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• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Homer: One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
  Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"?...
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
  He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....