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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
  .. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
• Marge: Oh, Homey, look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that.
  Homer: [sly] Well, maybe someone will give you one for Christmas....
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
  Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
• Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps] Marge: [o.
  .] Look, Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps! Home...
• Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
  Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her! Home...
• Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
  Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother....