Marge: [gasps] Oh, Homer, look! Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O.
John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy
lived with "Mark."
Homer: Give her a break! Her husband was killed!
-- "Homer's Phobia"
John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy
lived with "Mark."
Homer: Give her a break! Her husband was killed!
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid,
uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow... - Marge: Oh, Homey, look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like
that.
Homer: [sly] Well, maybe someone will give you one... - Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man!
Homer: [conceding] All right.
Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay... - Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can
calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", ... - Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps]
Marge: [o.s.] Look,
Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps! Homer: [engrossed... - Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her! Homer... - Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's
worst mother.
Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother...
From the same category:
- Why did the clown cross the road?
To rob a Kwik-E-Mart.
A new story behind that enigmatic half-joke after this... - Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas
presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas... - Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball,
the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's... - Bart, where are you? Come on! I have to be up at 6am to swipe
Flanders' newspaper.
Homer... - Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the
head from Nelson]
Milhouse:
Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did. ...
