Burns: So, how did we do?
Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile.
Did you all learned about teamwork?
Everyone: [unenthusiastically] Yes.
-- "Mountain of Madness"
Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile.
Did you all learned about teamwork?
Everyone: [unenthusiastically] Yes.
-- "Mountain of Madness"
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