Abe: Son, We Want To Help You Catch That Plug-ugly Yegg.

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Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good
example. [serious] Just stand around and don't steal anything.
[He turns away, but suddenly turns back, noticing Abe and Jasper
carting something from the museum] Hey!
Abe: We're on our break!
-- Oh, _that_ justifies it, "Homer the Vigilante"