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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Hello, Helen. Helen: Marge. Marge: Edna. Edna
  Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agne...
• Helen: I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
  Lou: Ship's impounded, Ma'am. Wiggum: Yeah, we, uh, found a couple of barnacles on the hull...
• Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Helen: That's crazy! And _what_ are those men doing under my van?
  [the men flee the van] Wiggum: Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do....
• Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
  [Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...