Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for...
Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and
I don't want him working...
[in the next room, Homer sees a sexy chorus girl doing a fan
dance]
...so...late....that...
Belle: Oh, I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.
Homer: [trancelike] Yes, everyone loves rules.
Belle: It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs
and the drugs.
Homer: Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs.
[Homer goes in to see the fan dancer]
Bart: Hey, he didn't pay the cover.
Belle: Oh, Bart, he's your father. We'll comp him tonight, start a tab
tomorrow.
-- "Bart After Dark"
Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and
I don't want him working...
[in the next room, Homer sees a sexy chorus girl doing a fan
dance]
...so...late....that...
Belle: Oh, I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.
Homer: [trancelike] Yes, everyone loves rules.
Belle: It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs
and the drugs.
Homer: Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs.
[Homer goes in to see the fan dancer]
Bart: Hey, he didn't pay the cover.
Belle: Oh, Bart, he's your father. We'll comp him tonight, start a tab
tomorrow.
-- "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so
insistent.
Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and
broke his hip.
Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight? Belle... - Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this.
Belle:
I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. Marge... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
