Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and
broke his hip.
Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. [Size: extra small]
Bart: Eep.
Belle: The jokes are in the breast pocket. If you get in trouble,
there's a switch that makes the bow tie spin.
[the tie spins while making an amusing noise]
-- "Bart After Dark"
broke his hip.
Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. [Size: extra small]
Bart: Eep.
Belle: The jokes are in the breast pocket. If you get in trouble,
there's a switch that makes the bow tie spin.
[the tie spins while making an amusing noise]
-- "Bart After Dark"
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