Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to
kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of
this gawking rabble.
[away from amplifier] Smithers, take off my belt.
Smithers: [giddily] With pleasure, sir!
-- Don't give out too much clues, now, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of
this gawking rabble.
[away from amplifier] Smithers, take off my belt.
Smithers: [giddily] With pleasure, sir!
-- Don't give out too much clues, now, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Related:
- Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your
casino.
Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a
temporary substitute can be found.
[leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from... - Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet,
I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.} ... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu,
and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from ... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass...
From the same category:
- Oh... Makes no sense. I haven't changed since high school and suddenly
I'm uncool.
Hand Homer a mirror,... - Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night? Homer... - Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar... - If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Lionel Hutz, "Marge in... - Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called?
Murphy:
Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had...
