Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?
Homer: 'Cause Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
-- Secret of a successful marriage II,
"A Milhouse Divided"

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