Marge: Night vision goggles? A bathroom scale from a soviet sub? A
suede briefcase case? [growls] Anyone who needs this kind of
status symbol must have some terrible emotional problems.
Homer: [gasping] Marge, look! "The world's best jacket." If I had
this, it would show everybody! [angrily] Show everybody!
-- The insecurity jacket, "The Homer They Fall"
suede briefcase case? [growls] Anyone who needs this kind of
status symbol must have some terrible emotional problems.
Homer: [gasping] Marge, look! "The world's best jacket." If I had
this, it would show everybody! [angrily] Show everybody!
-- The insecurity jacket, "The Homer They Fall"
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