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• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity] Lisa
  Ow! What's _that's_ supposed to prove? Bart: That nerds conduct electricity....
• Bart: [walking on pogo stilts] Hey, Lis, check it ou
  pogo stilts. These were banned in all 50 states....
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night.
  Wanna see the victims? Lisa: Sure. [Bart opens his mouth, showing "see-food"] Bart, that's gross!...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation cel?
  Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so -- [Bart pulls it out] -- crappy....
• Lisa: This is going to be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had!
  Bart: [looking to plate of 42 pancakes] Hey Lis, you think that's enough for her?...