[singing]
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
The Joker got away, hey!
[spoken] Thank you, thank you very much.
[hits Milhouse in the face with the microphone]
Oh, I'm sorry, kid...
-- Robert Goulet performs for Bart and his friends,
"$pringfield"
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
The Joker got away, hey!
[spoken] Thank you, thank you very much.
[hits Milhouse in the face with the microphone]
Oh, I'm sorry, kid...
-- Robert Goulet performs for Bart and his friends,
"$pringfield"
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maid of honour should be a man.
Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the... - Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin's flaming gay,
Catwoman's on the corner,
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sir. Burns: Hmm. Very well; begin the thawing of... - Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being
second to you.
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind... - Bart: By the way, your martinis suck!
Kid: Oh yeah?
What are you going to do? Start your own casino in... - Marge: Lisa, why don't you come sing for us?
Lisa:
[marching and singing] You're a grand old flag... ... - Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
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Bart: I'm from _a_ casino.
Goulet: Good enough. Let's go. -- A Machiavellian... - Thank you very
little...
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feeding time.
So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, ... - Bob: Take care, Snake. May the next time we meet be under more.
_felicitous_ circumstances. Snake: [not understanding]... - Thirty-five years in television and already nobody remembers me.
Just like what's-his-face. -- Krusty the Klown, "Krusty... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
Army: We are rubber,
you are glue. Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks...
