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• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Smithers: I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, sir.
  Burns: Hmm. Very well; begin the thawing of Jim Nabors....
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Marge: Lisa, why don't you come sing for us? Lisa
  [marching and singing] You're a grand old flag... Kirk...
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...
• Goulet: Hi. You from the casino? Bart: I'm from _a_ casino.
  Goulet: Good enough. Let's go. -- A Machiavellian ploy, "$pringfield...
• Thank you very little.