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  Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep] -- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
  Bart: You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush...
• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Kent: [on TV] And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested -- [a list scrolls by] -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large.
  Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....