Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me.
Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me? No girls like me. [pause] Are
you wearing a wire?
Lisa: I don't know why I like you, I just do. So... what do you
think?
Nelson: It's okay... I guess. Do I have to do anything?
Lisa: Well, would you like to come over to my house after school?
Nelson: Okay. But if anybody sees us, I'm just there to steal your
bike.
-- Nelson's views on dating, "Lisa's Date With Density"
It was from... me.
Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me? No girls like me. [pause] Are
you wearing a wire?
Lisa: I don't know why I like you, I just do. So... what do you
think?
Nelson: It's okay... I guess. Do I have to do anything?
Lisa: Well, would you like to come over to my house after school?
Nelson: Okay. But if anybody sees us, I'm just there to steal your
bike.
-- Nelson's views on dating, "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About... - Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other... - Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm... - Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my
permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive... - Boy1: Hey, nice smile.
Lisa: Thanks.
Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa... - Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that,
do you? Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something... - Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
