Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're
going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm
sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work
known to man -- janitorial work.
Willy: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's
where you're headed.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm
sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work
known to man -- janitorial work.
Willy: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's
where you're headed.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
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Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalmers... - Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! ... - Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinner... - Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion
that gives birth to the magnificent geode,
one of nature's most -- Nelson: You're... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Burns: Questions?
[somewhat long pause, finally Skinner raises his hand]
Skinner:
Well, uh, I might take advantage of this rare opportunity... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About... - Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on? What's...
