Bart: Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you
find me upstairs reading a Playdude. What do you do? What DO
you do?
Shary: I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman
Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido.
Homer: Ooh. She is tough.
-- "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
find me upstairs reading a Playdude. What do you do? What DO
you do?
Shary: I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman
Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido.
Homer: Ooh. She is tough.
-- "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
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