Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer: OK, Marge, let's go.
Marge: I'll catch up to you.
Homer: Marge, I'm taking the car.
Marge: I'll walk.
Homer: This late? Through the bad neighborhood?
Marge: Yeah.
Homer: Marge --
Marge: Go home! You're bad luck.
Homer: Wait! I see what's happening here. You're just mad because
everyone in this town loves gambling except for you. Well that's
just sad.
-- Homer Perot, "$pringfield"
Marge: Er --
Homer: OK, Marge, let's go.
Marge: I'll catch up to you.
Homer: Marge, I'm taking the car.
Marge: I'll walk.
Homer: This late? Through the bad neighborhood?
Marge: Yeah.
Homer: Marge --
Marge: Go home! You're bad luck.
Homer: Wait! I see what's happening here. You're just mad because
everyone in this town loves gambling except for you. Well that's
just sad.
-- Homer Perot, "$pringfield"
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