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• Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
  Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space.
  So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified....
• Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
  Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun....
• Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
  Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....