Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in
front of the entire town. You broke your promise, Homer.
Homer: Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy
world.
-- Probably prepared his argument with Lionel Hutz,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in
front of the entire town. You broke your promise, Homer.
Homer: Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy
world.
-- Probably prepared his argument with Lionel Hutz,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
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[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell... - Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate,
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[before Homer can climb it, the ground rumbles and... - Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
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Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje... - Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper?
[Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his
wife and children]
Lisa:
Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer...
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[yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to ... - Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_
something that happens overnight.
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God takes his leave, "Homer the... - Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
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every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will...
