Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see...
[the floor is one big room, with windows all around]
Um, uh, well, uh...
Hank: [laughs] Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.
Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat.
Homer: Mmm? [his hands are indeed empty]
[Hank is now wearing his coat]
Wow.
-- Better than Houdini and Copperfield put together,
"You Only Move Twice"
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see...
[the floor is one big room, with windows all around]
Um, uh, well, uh...
Hank: [laughs] Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.
Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat.
Homer: Mmm? [his hands are indeed empty]
[Hank is now wearing his coat]
Wow.
-- Better than Houdini and Copperfield put together,
"You Only Move Twice"
Related:
- Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir,
I need to know where I can get some business hammocks... - Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards... - Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank:
Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a... - Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second!
Homer:
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I... - Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure
everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall,... - Hank: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual
around here.
Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr... - Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] ...
From the same category:
- Bart: Dad, aren't you coming?
Homer: No!
Marge: Now,
don't pout. Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are!... - Kerny: To the library!
Jimbo: Yeah!
--
"I Love... - Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a
planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse... - Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
-
Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje... - Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S.
"Sound alertness horn?" Y E S.
[it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium...
