Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends.
Bart: They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying
me.
Lisa: [calling out] Don't have a cow, man!
Bart: See? That's my expression.
Marge: Oh, you haven't said that in four years. Let Lisa have it.
Bart: It's the principle. She's got to learn!
Marge: NO! Now, park your keister, meister.
[Bart sulks while Marge walks away]
Lisa: [in distance] Aye Carumba!
-- A little meta-humor for your enjoyment,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Bart: They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying
me.
Lisa: [calling out] Don't have a cow, man!
Bart: See? That's my expression.
Marge: Oh, you haven't said that in four years. Let Lisa have it.
Bart: It's the principle. She's got to learn!
Marge: NO! Now, park your keister, meister.
[Bart sulks while Marge walks away]
Lisa: [in distance] Aye Carumba!
-- A little meta-humor for your enjoyment,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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