Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.
-- Homer shops for illegal fireworks,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.
-- Homer shops for illegal fireworks,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this
state and is punishable by a f.
[the last customer leaves] Follow me. -- Moral values... - Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is
be yourself.
[walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for... - Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory.
Homer:
Those perfectionists, forget it. Lisa: How about this... - Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny... - Some people have one of those days.
I have one of those lives... - bit-paired keyboard n.,obs.
(alt. `bit-shift
keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems to have
originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for several
years on early computer equipment.
The ASR-33 was a mechanical device (see EOU), so... - Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me."
Homer:
I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure... - QOTD:
Some people have one of those days.
I've had one of those lives... - Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a
colored ticket.
I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me. ...
