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• Lisa is supposed to marry Hugh. The wedding gets cancelled and Rev.
  Lovejoy says, "... this is terrible. And this never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God and not out here in the cheap showiness of nature"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
  Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
  Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs up] Heh heh, they're finally paying me for this!...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Martin's Dad: [to wife] I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
  Martin: I'm ruined! Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh....
• Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck Club".
  } [Bart does a final leap; everyone oohs] Ba...
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....