Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.
Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to
the gut, you will die.
Homer: Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a
stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Vet: Yes: "Pick up your puppy."
[pan to Rover Hendrix]
-- And play better shuffleboard, "Homerpalooza"
Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to
the gut, you will die.
Homer: Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a
stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Vet: Yes: "Pick up your puppy."
[pan to Rover Hendrix]
-- And play better shuffleboard, "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of
my freaks.
I'm sending you to a vet. -- Hullabalooza manager, "Homerpalooza... - If I don't meet you no more in this world
Then I'll see you in the next one.
Don't be late -- Jimi Hendrix... - I'm the one who's got to die when its time for me to die, so let me live
my life the way I want to.
-- Jimi Hendrix... - But first, are you experienced? -- Jimi Hendrix
- Abe: And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a
bottle of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically-
carbonated Cassanova.
Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend in Simpson & Son's revitalizing tonic.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Corgan: Hey cannonball, I like your statement: when life takes a cheap
shot at you, you stand your ground.
Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.... - Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.
Darryl: Yes?
Home
You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
