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• Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
  Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference." Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
  I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....
• Homer: You know, my kids think you're the greatest.
  And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide....
• Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
  D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.
  Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...