Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to
see what a successful freak you've become.
[points to D'Arcy]
D'Arcy: Hey, I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.
Homer: Really? Me too! But I got kicked out 'cause of my views of
Vietnam. Also, I was stealing projectors.
-- Also because I didn't know what I was doing,
"Homerpalooza"
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to
see what a successful freak you've become.
[points to D'Arcy]
D'Arcy: Hey, I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.
Homer: Really? Me too! But I got kicked out 'cause of my views of
Vietnam. Also, I was stealing projectors.
-- Also because I didn't know what I was doing,
"Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty:
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance... - Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak
world view.
I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are... - Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge... - I always thought you were in my corner.
"Ah, no. See,
actually I was the one who got you kicked out. You... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
