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• Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
  How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
• Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
  Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....
• Etch: Think of what a guy could get himself with that kind of scratch!
  Skinner: Yeah, I could buy chicken dinners three times a day!...
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
  -- The fundamental rule of any squad, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• You just leave those Russians to me, honey. I'll take 'em all on, a battalion at a time, and send them back to Omsk with their little tails between their legs.
• Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and Goldie Haw
  you wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens....